5/6/09

Big Red Machine Origins

The Machine created and self-studied his own brand of martial art named after the title of his Father's special declaration of peace given to him by Machine Anderssen's creators, on a tiny island named Sør-Fugløy, near the campus of Norges Fiskerihøgskole. The style of this mysterious defensive martial art is completely unknown and the only man on Earth who can execute the art in a correct manner is Big Red Machine Anderssen. This secret old Norse phrase literally translates into English as, "A Secret Faith", and, "The Ultimate Truth"
TO BE CONTINUED...

Legends Of Earth, Grand Chapter, First Division

CEO, Los Angeles, California US




5/5/09

The Mission Statement from the desk of The Big Red Machine

THE BIG RED MACHINE LIVES
Mission:
  1. To stand for TRUTH and JUSTICE throughout ANY form of negative public consensuses or opinion.
  2. Speak for only the ones on Earth who cannot otherwise defend themselves.
  3. Use no weapon to fight crime in public unless as part of a defensive maneuver during a crime in action.
  4. Standing along side my super hero brethren, to uphold the utmost in personal rights and safety for all.
  5. Unless a child or woman is visibly in need of the assistance of a good samaritan; KEEP OUT of personal domestic battles.
  6. Support the local police departments, however, above all else, monitor everything and everybody in your eyesight while doing your best to perceive reality through universal perspective and emulate the care of TRUTH and JUSTICE just as our Creator intended.
  7. Take care of ocular and auditory concerns, promote a strong, clean mind and a physically fit message to the children of our world.